Q: How do monkeys get down the stairs?
A: They slide down the banana-ster!
Q: What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
A: A chipmunk.
Q: What kind of a key opens a banana?
A: A monkey!
Q: Why did the monkey like the banana?
A: Because it had appeal!
Q: What do you call a baby monkey?
A: A Chimp off the old block.
Q: What do you tell a bad monkey?
A: Stop chimping about.
Q: What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
A: Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Q: Where do monkeys go to drink?
A: The monkey bars!
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George.
Q: What does a logger say before he cuts down a tree?
A: Let the chimps fall where they may.
Q: Did you hear about the awful jungle party?
A: Somebody forgot to bring the chimps and dip.
Q: Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail?
A: To a retailer!
Q: What did the banana do when he saw a monkey?
A: The banana split!
Q: Why don't monkeys play cards in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs there!
Q: Why shouldn't you get into a fight with a monkey?
A: They use gorilla warfare.
Q: Where do chimps get their gossip?
A: On the ape vine!
Q: How do you get an escaped lion back into his habitat?
A: With a bargaining chimp.
Q: What do you call a restaurant that throws food in your face?
A: a Monkey Business.
Q: How do you catch a monkey?
A: Climb a tree and act like a banana!