Who is the king of Santa's rock and roll helpers?
Elfis! (Thank you, thank you very much!)
Which of Santa’s reindeers have to mind their manners most?
Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!
Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chris: Chill out.
Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.
When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”
Josh: Knock, knock!
Samantha: Who’s there?
Samantha: Dexter, who?
Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.
William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
William: Do you smell carrots?
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”
His wife asked, “How do you know?”
“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Who delivers presents to cats?
What do elves eat for breakfast?
What's green, covered in tinsel and goes 'ribbet ribbet'?
What is the most competitive season?
Jokes: boyslife.org, whychristmas.com